Alka Seltzer, Speedy Alka Seltzer.
The Alka Seltzer Show, transcribed in Hollywood, featuring radio's favorite singing stars
Kurt Massey and Martha Hilton, with the music of Country Washington.
It's Alka Seltzer Time, Alka Seltzer Time.
Morning new tonight is Alka Seltzer Time.
I'm Kurt.
I'm Martha.
And here we go with the Alka Seltzer Show.
Rock, rock, seltzer, rock.
Gleedjit, gleedjit, yes we are gleedjit, nothing intermediate.
No, ma'am, trousers, baggy, and our clothes look raggy, but we're rough and ready.
Yay.
Hot dog.
And our trousers are the things we never wear.
And we haven't any use for red hot flannels.
Very, very seldom in a hurry.
Never ever worry.
We're gleedjit, rah rah rah.
Alpha, beta, delta, gamma, theta, lambda, chi, omega, phi, gamma.
Oh, let me, give me a one a half a dollar and wear an Ericallier.
Hey motor
to.
That's us, the collegiate kids.
Golly, I'm excited, Kurt.
Today's the day all the fraternities are voting for the campus queen.
I wonder who's going to win.
Well, there's no doubt at our house, Martha.
You're our candidate.
You're the sweetheart of Sigma Chi.
The girl of my dreams is the sweetest girl of all the girls I know.
Each sweet coed like a rainbow trail fades in the afterglow.
The blue of her eyes, the gold of her hair are a blend of the western skies.
And the moonlight beams on the girl of my dreams.
She's the sweetheart of Sigma Chi.
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And here she is, the winner, the newly elected queen of the campus, Miss Martha Ellen Tilson.
Because they send in the most votes, Martha has a special salute for the University of
Wisconsin.
And you know, Kurt, at Wisconsin you don't have to major in astronomy to appreciate the
magic of the Madison moon up there on Observatory Hill.
It's dark on Observatory Hill.
Come on, let's pretend we're Jack and Jill.
We'll stroll to the hilltop where college sweethearts go to look at the lights on the
campus down below.
We'll learn what astronomy is for.
We'll learn what the stars can have in store.
I know in advance the moon may mean romance when it's dark on Observatory Hill.
I'd like to recite you a poem that I wrote.
It tells why I think you're wonderful.
And from afar we can hear a sweet guitar while voices are harmonizing.
You don't have to know arithmetic to figure why you and I would click.
My heart tells me this, your lips were meant to kiss when it's dark on Observatory Hill.
When it's dark on Observatory Hill.
Oh, very lovely, Martha.
And now our college bandwagon with country washburn in the driver's seat heads southeast
to Lexington, Virginia.
To the tune of the Washington and Lee swing.
Well, as long as we're in the East, Kurt, do you have a song for the Ivy League?
How about a salute for Yale?
Well, for the sons of old Eli, here's their own Wiffenpoo song.
We're poor little lambs who've lost a way.
Bah, bah, bah.
We're little black sheep who have gone astray.
Bah, bah, bah.
Gentlemen, song, stares up on us free, due from here to eternity.
Lord, have mercy on such as we.
Bah, bah, bah.
And now brace yourself for a medley of cheers that cover a lot of territory, Midwest, Southeast,
and our own Golden West.
Here's to Illinois, Georgia Tech, and USC.
We're loyal to you, Illinois, we're orange and blue, Illinois.
We'll back you to stand against the best in the land, for we know you have said Illinois.
Bah, bah, bah.
So smash that blockade, Illinois, go crashing ahead, Illinois.
Our team is our famed protector on boys, for we expect a touchdown from you, Illinois.
I'm a rambling wreck from Georgia Tech and a heck of an engineer.
A heck of a heck of a heck of a heck of a heck of an engineer.
Like all the jolly fellows, we laugh and sing and cheer.
I'm a rambling wreck from Georgia Tech and a heck of an engineer.
Fight on for all that's here, and then fight on to victory.
Our alma mater dear, it's up to you.
Fight on and win for all that's here, fight on to victory, fight on.
And now Martha, let's stroll over to the sentimental side of the campus and salute the glee club
up at Cornell.
But you know what they want to hear, Kurt.
Cornell's alma mater far above Cayuga's waters.
Far above Cayuga's waters, with its waves of blue, stands our noble alma mater, glorious
to view.
Lift the chorus, speed it onward, loud her praises tell.
Hail to thee, our alma mater.
Hail, ah, hail, poor Dale.
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Well, three cheers for Friday, Martha.
We can say goodbye to the classroom and the campus until Monday.
Say, how's the chances for a date this weekend with the most popular blonde at Alka-Seltzer
U, huh?
Well, gee, I'm all dated up till Sunday, Kurt, but maybe after church we could go for a walk
and talk.
Fine, I'd like that.
Friends, we hope that between now and Monday you'll be attending church, too, with your
family and your friends.
Goodbye now, happy weekend, and we'll see you again on Monday.
Same time, same station.
We'll sing the old song.
We'll sing the new.
We'll sing the bright songs.
And maybe we'll sing the blues on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, too,
for you, for you, for you.
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And Monday for the Alka Seltzer Show, starring Kurt Massey and Martha Tilton, the music of
Country Washburn and its orchestra.
Today's program was transcribed in Hollywood, and this is Fort Pearson speaking.