The Alka Seltzer Show transcribed in Hollywood featuring radio's favorite singing stars Kurt
Massey and Martha Tilton with the music of Country Washington.
It's Alka Seltzer Time, Alka Seltzer Time.
Morning, noon and night it's Alka Seltzer Time.
I'm Kurt.
I'm Martha.
And here we go with the Alka Seltzer Show.
I'd take a plane, fly to Spain, walk a mile in the rain just to be with you.
I'd take a trip to a star any place near or far just to be with you.
I'd swim the sea to China for a glimpse of your sweet charms.
Cause any place is heaven darling when I'm in your arms.
I'd be a fool, fight a duel, even go back to school just to be with you.
I'll go to Rome, stay at home darling, I'll follow you.
I'll set the date in the spring, go right out and buy the ring if you tell me to.
Cause darling my heart and I live and die just to be, just to be with you.
Ah, you've been tune shopping Kurt.
Isn't that a new one in the repertoire of openers?
Mm-hmm.
I just took it out on approval Martha.
Should I keep it or send it back?
Oh, oh you keep it Kurt.
That's good material.
It'll last a long time.
You know I went shopping too for a dancing dress to match this wonderful willowy waltz.
My love, my love, who makes the robin sing.
My love, my love, who brings the joy to spring.
Who else but you my love, who makes my poor heart cry.
My love, my love, whose eyes are stars on high.
None else but you my love.
As sweet as morning mist are the lips that heaven kissed.
As endless as the sea is the love that he gave to me.
And what have I to give my love, my love.
As long as I shall live you'll always be my love, you'll always be my love.
Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer.
First aid.
For indigestion.
First aid.
For headache too.
First aid.
When symptoms of a cold begin to bother you.
Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer.
What a great first aid Alka Seltzer is.
For acid indigestion, headache and yes for fast relief from cold discomforts.
At the first sign of a cold, at any time of a cold, take speedy Alka Seltzer for relief from the aches and pains, the feverish feeling of the headache.
Alka Seltzer contains an effective pain reliever that's ready to go to work as soon as you drink a glass of Alka Seltzer.
In fact, tests prove the system absorbs more of the pain reliever faster from Alka Seltzer.
You'll like Alka Seltzer.
It has a tangy effervescence and it's refreshing.
Just let one or two tablets dissolve in water, let it fizz and there it is.
And you'll like Alka Seltzer as a soothing effective gargle for a raw irritated throat caused by a cold.
So remember at the first sign of a cold, make your first aid for fast relief, speedy Alka Seltzer.
Get Alka Seltzer at any drugstore.
Attention all boys and girls who want to grow up to be like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
Here's Uncle Kurt to tell you a few things you have to learn.
You know, to make a cowboy out of a tenderfoot takes a lot of time and a lot of practice.
Give a tenderfoot a horse and let him make a friend of him.
Teach him not to be afraid or that'll be the end of him.
Let him learn to work and sweat, to roll a cigarette, to ride the reins you bet he'll be a cowboy, yeah.
A real cowboy.
Well one thing's for sure, if you ever hope to be a cowboy or a cowgirl, you gotta ride tenderfoot ride.
Tenderfoot ride tonight.
See the old range riders, they're at your side tonight.
They're fast company, so if you want to be a cowboy,
then you gotta ride tenderfoot ride.
Yes sir, you gotta learn to ride and rope and obey all the rules.
Otherwise you'll just be a dude cowboy like this fella.
This is the story of a dude dude cowboy who had a lot to learn.
He came out from the city, a cowboy thought he'd be.
He'd never seen a mountain and he'd never climbed a tree.
He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.
He rode up in the mountains this evening for to see.
We found him three weeks later hanging on a tree.
He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.
He talks about his saddle and he brags about his vest.
He thinks that he's the toughest man that ever hit the west.
He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.
He went out to the roundup to help old Augusteer.
He was dead to horns, they caught him and they punctured his career.
He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got an awful lot to learn.
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Well here it is Kurt, the fan mail winner, the most requested song this week.
And incidentally one of your favorite solos.
Try it Martha, a very wonderful song, Crying in the Chapel.
You saw me crying in the chapel.
The tears I shed were tears of joy.
I know the meaning of contentment.
Now I am happy with the Lord.
Just a plain and simple chapel where humble people go to pray.
I pray the Lord that I'll grow stronger as I live from day to day.
I've searched and I've searched but I couldn't find no way on earth to gain peace of mind.
Now I'm happy in the chapel where people are of one accord.
We gather in the chapel just to sing and praise the Lord.
Yes we gather in the chapel just to sing and praise the Lord.
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Oh thanks Kurt, I know that pleased a lot of our listeners.
Well we certainly hope so.
Now Martha we better get a move on here or we're going to miss the train.
All aboard the honeymoon express before night falls.
Choo choo train, cha-cha-ging at the station.
Choo choo train, conductor pull the cord.
Choo choo train, you know our destination.
Choo choo choo choo choo.
All aboard, choo choo train, cha-cha-ging up at Jiminy.
Engineer, go choo choo choo choo.
Smokey smoke, puff puffing up the Jiminy.
Choo choo choo, choo choo choo.
We're en route, say Porter fix the room and Porter bring us ice.
Porter get a broom, sweep out the shoes and rice.
Hey Porter thanks a lot you've been so very nice.
Porter tell you what, here's a quarter.
Here's choo choo Porter.
Choo choo train, please pardon us for hiding.
Oh we'll explain in case you didn't guess.
Choo choo train, it's heaven to be riding.
Choo choo choo choo choo.
Honeymoon express.
Honeymoon express.
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Alka-Seltzer, Speedy Alka-Seltzer.
Brisk fall days bring hearty appetite.
Sometimes we're apt to eat a little more or a little more often.
And sometimes we're just apt to get acid indigestion.
That's when you want Alka-Seltzer for speedy relief.
Alka-Seltzer reduces excess stomach acidity with instant alkalizing action.
And thousands of effervescent bubbles in Alka-Seltzer give relief with gentle effervescent action.
So remember for fast and gentle relief from acid indigestion, be wise.
Alkalize with Alka-Seltzer.
Alka-Seltzer, Speedy Alka-Seltzer.
By enough for home and office too.
Upset stomach can be brief, speedy brains.
You fast really Alka-Seltzer.
You know, Kurt, Saturday's Halloween. Are we going to have a party this year?
Oh, sure thing, Martha. But since we don't have a show on Saturday, we'll just do our celebrating tomorrow.
Good deal. You're all invited, friends. And the goblins will get you if you don't tune in.
Same time.
Same station.
We'll sing the old song.
We'll sing the new.
We'll sing the bright songs.
And maybe we'll sing the blues on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday too.
For you.
For you. For you.
Do you sometimes feel too tired and let down to do all the things you want to do?
Well, a vitamin shortage is one of the common causes of a tired out below par feeling.
Don't risk vitamin shortage. Every day take one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.
Get all you normally need to take of all the vitamins proved necessary.
Yes, maintain a safe vitamin margin with one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.
Remember, they come in easy to swallow tablets. And they now contain the red vitamin B12.
So tell your druggist you want one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.
In the blue box with the big red one, that's the smart one to buy.
Lesson tomorrow for the Alka Seltzer Show, starring Kurt Massey and Martha Tilton,
with the music of Country Washburn and his orchestra.
Today's program is transcribed in Hollywood and this is Fort Pearson speaking.
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