The Alka-Seltzer Show, transcribed in Hollywood, featuring radio's favorite singing stars
Kurt Massey and Martha Tilton, with the music of Country Washington.
It's Alka-Seltzer time, Alka-Seltzer time.
Morning, noon, and night, it's Alka-Seltzer time.
I'm Kurt.
I'm Martha.
And here we go with the Alka-Seltzer Show.
Honey, I'm in love with you.
I love everything you do.
Sure as one and one makes two.
Honey, I'm in love with you.
Honey, let me hold your hand, and maybe then you'll think it's grand.
And maybe then you'll understand, honey, I'm in love with you.
I'm forever building dreams, round your pretty-headed seams.
But they're only empty schemes, till you say that you love me too.
I would walk a million miles, if I could take along your smiles.
They would all be happy miles.
Honey, I'm in love with you.
I'm forever building dreams, around your pretty-headed seams.
But they're only empty schemes, till you say that you love me too.
I would walk a million miles, if I could take along your smiles.
They would all be happy miles.
Honey, I'm in love with you.
They ought to send you a gold-plated beehive, Kurt, first for writing that song, and second
for remembering that this is National Honey Week.
Well, thank you, Honey Tilton.
Martha, if you want to keep me in a sweet mood, all you have to do is sing us your terrific
arrangement of Baby, Baby, Baby.
Sing.
Baby, baby, baby.
Love me, love me too.
Love me, love me true.
The way that I love you.
Baby, baby, baby.
You're my kind of guy.
And I'd want to die, if you should say we're through.
You smile and I'm happy.
You frown and I'm blue.
For me, there's no sunshine, unless the sun shines for you.
Baby, baby, baby.
Take me, take me please.
Put my heart at ease.
Love me as I love you.
Pretty baby.
Love me as I love you.
And your stomach's upset and it's spoiling your day.
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Try it.
Say Curtis, did you read that article in Life about all the Italian Americans that have
made good in show business?
I certainly did.
Perry Como, Julia Sorosa, Jimmy Durante.
Victor Moan, Dean Martin.
Frank Sinatra, Frankie Lane.
You know I think I'll change my name to Martha Tiltoni.
And how about you being Kurt Masio?
Well, Masio is all right but you can't do much to Italianized Kurt.
Oh so we'll call you Giuseppe.
Come on Giuseppe, let's sing your serenade.
He comes around at sundown to serenade his loved one, making love with his guitar nath
moonlit skies above.
Oh how the ladies love him, to every note they all cling.
They all come from miles around to hear Giuseppe sing.
Sing, sing, sing your serenade.
Sing it against Giuseppe, sing it against Giuseppe.
Sing your serenade beneath your lover's balcony.
Come out and tell me, come out oh, care of me.
There's someone who is lonely beneath your balcony.
La, la, mmm, la, la, mmm.
Sing it against Giuseppe, sing it against Giuseppe.
Sing your serenade beneath your lover's balcony.
And now Kurt, what are you going to sing here all by your lonesome?
Well, you almost named it Martha, well remembered old favorite lonesome that song.
It seems like a year since I've seen you dear, yet I know it's been only a day.
But the hours seem long and the world goes wrong, for it's empty with you away.
And I wake from each dream of your loveliness, to sink once again into loneliness.
I'd give all the world for just one caress.
I'm lonesome, I guess that's all.
And my own heart is crying for the whole day through.
I'm lonesome for you, that's all.
Well, I'll say we didn't warn you folks, next weekend is Halloween, the night for trick
or treat.
Right now we have a tricky little treat for you that was written by our drummer, Frank
Flynn.
And incidentally this year it's available on Russell Records in their special album
for children.
Here it is, Trick or Treat.
Good evening.
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat, trick or treat, tonight is the night for trick or treat.
Bring every doorbell on our street, tonight is the night for trick or treat.
I've got a costume mask and all.
I'll be a goblin eight feet tall.
I'll be a witch on a great big broom.
We'll scare all the folks right out of their room.
You start out cause I'm afraid, it's the first time I've ever played.
Don't be afraid, you can't just watch me and you'll see how fierce a goblin can be.
First ring the doorbell loud and long and let some know you're spooked at strong.
Then when they answer they'll gladly pay.
Just a cake and candy and you go away.
I've heard that a witch can cast a spell on folks that don't treat her so well.
And if they don't treat me real nice, I'll turn them all into little white mice.
When all the ghosts have gone to bed, their victims smile and shake their head.
The spirits sure have changed their ways.
It's just not like the good old days.
Trick or treat, trick or treat.
Tonight is the night for trick or treat.
So be good to all the ghosts you meet.
Tonight is the night for trick or treat.
Alka-Seltzer, speedy Alka-Seltzer.
When is cold catching time?
Well it could be right now.
Remember if you have a cold, take care of yourself, get plenty of rest and eat sensibly
too.
Then to help you feel better fast, take speedy Alka-Seltzer to relieve the ache all over,
feverish feeling, the headache and irritated throat.
Remember when you take cold, take care of yourself.
And take Alka-Seltzer to help you feel better while you're getting better.
Alka-Seltzer, speedy Alka-Seltzer.
To ease the misery of a cold.
If a cold is now your fate, Alka-Seltzer's bound to rain Alka-Seltzer.
You know Kurt Giuseppe's Serenade is a cute number, but it's hard on the figure.
It talked me right into a big fat pizza.
Mmm, loaded with anchovies and tomato sauce.
Mmm, and mozzarella cheese.
If you have the time and the money, I know the place.
Arrivederci, derici.
Arriva, arriva, arriva.
Same time, same station.
We'll sing the old songs.
We'll sing the new.
Adios.
We'll sing the bright songs.
And maybe we'll sing the blues on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday too.
For you.
For you.
For you.
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Listen tomorrow for the Alka Seltzer Show, starring Kurt Massey and Martha Tilton with
the music of Country Washburn and his orchestra.
This program is transcribed in Hollywood and this is Fort Pearson speaking.