The Alka Seltzer Show transcribed in Hollywood featuring radio's favorite singing stars Kurt
Massey and Martha Tilton with the music of country washboard.
It's Alka Seltzer time, Alka Seltzer time.
Morning, noon, and night it's Alka Seltzer time.
I'm Kurt.
I'm Martha.
And here we go with the Alka Seltzer Show.
When love goes wrong, nothing goes right, there's one thing I know.
When love goes wrong, a man takes flight, and woman gets uppity old.
The sun don't beam, the moon don't shine, the tide don't ebb and flow.
A clock won't strike and a match won't lie, when love goes wrong, nothing goes right.
The blues all gather round you, and day is dark as night.
A man ain't fit to live with, and a woman is a sorry sight.
It's like I said, you're better off dead, when love has lost its glow.
So take this down in black and white.
When love goes wrong, nothing goes right.
When love goes wrong, nothing goes right.
When love goes wrong, there's very little left that's white.
Nothing goes right.
And now Martha, what would you like to sing as a follow up to that one?
Well, I know a nostalgic oldie that would follow it very nicely, Kurt.
When love goes wrong, it's easy to remember, but so hard to forget.
The sweet expression, the smile you gave me, the way you looked when we met.
It's easy to remember, but so hard to forget.
I hear you whisper, I'll always love you.
I know it's over, and yet it's easy to remember, but so hard to forget.
So I must dream to have your hands caress me, fingers press me tight.
I'd rather dream than have that lonely feeling, stealing through the night.
Each little moment is clear before me, and though it brings me regrets, it's easy to
remember, and so hard to forget.
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Brace yourself for a very personal question, Kurt.
Who do you love?
Well, do I have to tell?
Mm-hmm, no secrets.
Okay, here goes.
I love Louisa, Louisa loves me.
When we rode on the merry-go-round I kissed Louisa.
And then Louisa, Louisa kissed me.
We were so happy, so happy and free.
My turn?
Yep, your turn to pass up, Martha.
Who do you love?
I love my baby, my baby loves me.
Don't know nobody as happy as we.
I'm only 20 and he's 21.
We never worry, we're just having fun.
You love your baby, I love Louisa.
And what do we both love?
Paris.
I love Paris in the springtime.
I love Paris in the fall.
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles.
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles.
I love Paris every moment, every moment of the year.
I love Paris.
Why, why do I love Paris?
Because my love is near.
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Kurt, I think this song you're going to sing kind of explains why sometimes young girls prefer the company of older men.
You know, a young man fancies himself a Casanova and he flits from flower to flower.
Oh yes, but as the years go by he sees the candles piling up on his birthday cake and the fella kind of settles down to find one girl and one love for the rest of his life.
When I was young, yes very young, my heart just wouldn't fall.
I didn't know whose lips to kiss and so I kissed them all.
I didn't know whose heart to keep and whose to throw away.
And so I tried another heart, another every day.
But I'm a little older now and I'm a little wise.
The love that I was looking for I find there in your eyes.
I'm glad I kissed the other lips before I kissed your own.
Because I was young, so very young, I never would have known.
Yes, I'm a little older now and I'm a little wise.
The love that I was looking for I find there in your eyes.
I'm glad I kissed the other lips before I kissed your own.
Because I was young, so very young, I never would have known.
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Well Kurt, here's the latest bulletin from the ballroom and bandstand customers.
The Charleston, the Bunny Hug and the Huckle Buck are completely passe.
That's right. The latest craze is a hand-clapping country style dance called the Tennessee Wig Walk. Let's dance.
Well I'm a bowl-legged chicken, I'm a knocking meat hen, never been so happy since I don't know when.
I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk, a do and a Tennessee wig walk.
Hear a toot on a fiddle on a hardwood floor, though I'm broke and weary and my back is sore.
I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk, a do and a Tennessee wig walk.
Put your toes together, your knees apart, bend your back, get ready to start.
Clap your elbows just in love, then wiggle and waddle like a baby duck.
Oh I love you honey, won't you be my bride? We'll always meet again here side by side.
I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk, a do and a Tennessee wig walk.
Oh they do it in Memphis, Nashville too. If it's good for them, it's good for you.
They walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk, a do and a Tennessee wig walk.
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Well, partner, got your boots and saddles polished up for tomorrow?
Yep, I got my spurs tied low, Marcy.
And now I guess, I mean I reckon, the folks kind of cotton on to the idea that we're heading out west come tomorrow.
We sure did try to give them a hint, Kurt. So how about that, friends?
Will you hit the trail with us for some good old western favorites tomorrow?
Same time, same station.
Western location.
We'll sing the old song.
We'll sing the new.
We'll sing the bright songs.
And maybe we'll sing the blues on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday too.
For you.
For you.
For you.
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Listen tomorrow for the Alka Seltzer Show starring Kurt Massey and Martha Jolton for the music of Country Washburn and his orchestra.
Today's program was transcribed in Hollywood and this is Fort Pearson speaking.
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